Dust Piggies

Trying out this new spew-painting technique on friends

Tags: breast milk, carrots, corn, eww! Breasts!, gross, more uses for breast milk, new drink ingredient, noodles, people who have no idea what they're doing, projectile vomiting, worthy causes for losing a friend

Good friends

Tags: good friends, singles mixer, you need more booze in you then

The Charles Manson finishing school for young gentlemen

Tags: charles manson cares about your children, enroll now, signs your parents hate you, you're probably adopted

Enjoying gardening as a kid

Tags: if it's not done in 15 minutes it wasn't meant to be, plants are lame, why does it take so long to grow a damn tree

Roid rage

Tags: Charlie can't catch a cold, Charlie is a crybaby, Raaawwr beware my oily skin, roid rage, roids, steroids

Shit intimidation

Tags: kicking ass, maybe if I eat the shells too, oh yeah I'll be right on you dweebs, talking trash, what if I just spill some accidentally over here

TV doctors

Tags: a horny doctor is a bad doctor, doctors, priorities, remember to sex up your doctors everyone

More “management consultancy” bullshit at the office. tut. yeah?

Tags: corporate bullshit, i guess if he shoots that guy the rest of them will hug together real tight, no one wonders why employees disappear wherever he works, taking reputation at face value

Grade D-Minus gangster mathematics

Tags: gangsta, Gangsters, kids these days, math, mathematics, yeah four would you guys stand over there for a bit

Being a detective is hard.

Tags: damn elusive killer, detectives, police, well run a check on the database for these genitals maybe we can find something, what sort of genitals are these?

Hiatus

Final insults

Tags: not liking white bread because it's white is racist though, racist food, why do we call it white then

Holes in logic

Tags: always tell people with guns what to do - they love that, can you really wear trousers without holes?, screaming helps no one, you should really get a doctor for that wound

Last resorts

Tags: Don't abandon your libidos kids, is that 3 pounds or reaaaally a lot of money?, Libidos are for life - not just for hookups, libidos run away if you leave the door open, you should always keep your virginity trimmed so it won't grow back

Getting over sex tape obsession

Tags: fun things to do on weekends, makeshift colonoscopy, sex tape

The piggy with the stupid tattoo

Tags: and it's kind of aiming at your butt, another story to tell the children, be an individual, how do you not squirm when someone pokes you with a needle though

On the importance of belts

Tags: of course you could stop looking at it, please get some longer shirts at least, seriously buy some pants that fit

Isolating fetishes

Tags: animal fetish, reasons why Troy can't go to the zoo anymore, tortoises are hot though, turtle love

Slightly off vintage faires

Tags: in any case taking it down should always be your first priority, It clashes with the rest of the house, So that's why mr. Liebowitz was giving me odd looks, to be fair the lobotomy will probably leave him in a vegetative state, why would you buy this

Chad goes to high school

Tags: chad, pull yourself together woman, so he cut off someone's toe big deal, violent children, what is this nanny state coming to

Don’t believe the myth that you have to have friends

Tags: das auto means the car, muster the courage to ditch your dick friends, people with yellow shirts, together we can be alone forever

Bring your Dad to school day

Tags: bring your dad to school, recession comics, recession hobbies

Good old fashioned terrorism

Tags: bombs are for wusses, liking things one bit, parking now 40p, why the counter letter writers squad was formed

Super Trooper

Tags: Abba, feeling like a number one, Female piggy thinks Dancing Queen is more suitable, from what I hear Pink Floyd is the stuff, Super Trooper

Thank goodness for honest people

Tags: all the while hes a crap singer, and suggestively sucking his lollypop, and taking most of his clothes off, dont get me started, music these days

Joy rides

Tags: It was unfortunate to crash the kitchen tools aisle, lies we tell our children, neutering pets, sans testis

Subtle judgement

Tags: actually dont kick girls at all, dont kick girls in the face, go read more poetry

Unattended Samurai videos

Tags: chad and mr. nipples, metal rulers are the least conspicuous weapon after the sharpened pencil, nargh is the name of the shogun's enemy, that's one way to disarm people

Underage hamster drinking

Tags: parenting jokes, underage hamster drinking is not a joke, why did we ever have kids in the first place

Dickhead supply chain

Tags: dickheads, surefire mark of a dickhead, that leg slap, unhelpful, you know what would make me feel better if you shared this comic with your friends

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