Ask a Piggy

If you want to ask a question then email dustpiggies@gmail.com * OR via the Facebook page then one of the  dust piggies will answer your question in picture form. Questions can be about anything you want (but don’t waste time asking racist / sexist / homophobic /obscene questions – because they won’t get a response).

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Its my high school prom coming up and i want to impress my dishy prom date, i’d like to ask chad which lipstick colour to wear and if he has any tips on how to apply it as its a really important day for me, one to remember.

Thanks Dust Piggies

Fran xxx

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hey dust piggies,

i am sick of my dad always bugging me to go fishing and other shit like that. he’s alright, i just get bored as fuck and we don’t really talk about anything. don’t want to hurt his feelings, but don’t want to spend saturday morning covered in water and fish shit.

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Dear Dust Piggies,

I am recently turned 30 and I am still a virgin. I dread occasions when my friends talk about sex. What shall I do?

Thanks, Si

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Why are there so many jokes about sexual transmitted diseases in the dust piggies? 

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Dear Piggies,

Who would win in a fight between a rattle snake and a dust piggie? 

Thanks,

Ed

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Do any of you eat beef?

- Rhiannon

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who is chads favourite A Team member?

- Chris M

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What do they regard as the best moment in the hit TV series of Lost?

- Chris C

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what is their favourite rock song of all time?

- Chris C

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Cats always land on their feet. Bread always lands butter side down. What if u strapped a buttered slice to a cats back and threw it out the window??

- Jamie J

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why isnt there ever enough mustard?

- Chris M

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Why 42?

- Sally G

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Why is there such civil unrest?

- Barbaba H

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how much money can i charge at a kissing booth? no tongue!

- Tizia B

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Why does weight loss take sooooo long?????

- Lyanne T

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