Disapproving Parents and your imaginary friend
June 3, 2012 | Categories: Chad, Conversation, Crime, Domestic unease, Homophobia, Mr Nipples, Parenting | Tags: this is what would have happened if i was in the shining. | Leave A Comment »
Why are you wearing a Hazmat suit?
June 2, 2012 | Categories: Conversation, Crap Jokes, Domestic unease, Food, Health, How and Why | Tags: fajitas, hazmat suits, hazmat suits are technically a cheap alternative to fetish wear., in a way this isn't a joke if you get my drift, mexican food jokes | Leave A Comment »
Pure Evil but he’s not racist, luckily.
May 31, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Adventure, Conversation, Crap Jokes, Domestic unease, Horror, How and Why, Prejudice, Science | Tags: blinded by science but not blind, disco fever, evil twinned cats, evil twins, evil twins are a nightmare, i like canada, if you need a little tag to tell you racism is bad then you are probably a dick, racism, racism is bad obviously, spot me while i do weights, stealing, tuck your shirt in, what the fuck did you call me, wop | Leave A Comment »
Want to go to a strip club?
May 28, 2012 | Categories: Conversation, Fashion, Fetish, Sexyness | Tags: and knitwear is dope as fuck, awww yeah, it was cold, knitwear, sexy knitwear, sexy sexy sexy, some guy asking me why i was wearing two types of knitwear the other day, strip club, strip club jokes, strippers, videos of hot knitwear, you sexy jumper wearing bastard | Leave A Comment »
The Bench mark for a quality of friendship
May 27, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, How and Why, Utter Bullshit | Tags: fire me a lunch together and lets get our freak on, friendship, lousy friends, problems with texting other people, telephone problems, texting | 3 Comments »
Anita
May 26, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Blind Stupidity, Chad, Conversation, Domestic unease, How and Why, Mr Nipples, Nefarious Plots, Prejudice | Tags: anyone want to meet up? irl, maybe stand on my groin a bit?, my middle name is anita. so | 2 Comments »
Misunderstanding around new lingo
May 21, 2012 | Categories: Conversation, Crap Jokes, Crime, Domestic unease, Fetish, How and Why, Prejudice | Tags: blue sky thinking, cottaging, dogging: a weird modern sexual practise, dogs are small well not all dog, emotional baggage, jokes about dogging, phrasing | Leave A Comment »
Considerate Vikings
May 19, 2012 | Categories: Adventure, Conversation, Crime, History, Horror, How and Why, Incest, Violence, War | Tags: ah fuck hagar the horrible was a viking right? i'm not going to get any tag hits on this being a viking comic, comics about vikings, don't lose the serious message in the funny., horned helmets, just because you're a viking doesn't mean you have to be a rapist, new school viking comics, no means no, seriously no means no, vikings | Leave A Comment »
You’re damn right nothing.
May 18, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Conversation, Crime, Misanthropy, Music, Nihilism, Prejudice, Violence | Tags: another thing that isn't very nice is your wife's cooking., bloods, crips, gangs, glaring at people isn't very nice, old ladies nipples, rap music | 2 Comments »
Vocal Criticism
May 16, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Conversation, How and Why | Tags: but it's ok, jeez my voice is fine can you shut up, not that it happens to me because my voice sounds like the gods invented a recorder and blew into it everytime i speak, old ladies nipples, people who say your voice is nasal and think it isn't an insult deserve some abuse, seriously it's a bit deep, social education, you sound like a boy trapped in a well | 3 Comments »
The Imaginary world of Dr Brian Philis
May 15, 2012 | Categories: Adventure, Art, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Domestic unease, Evolution, Fashion, Fetish, Health, History, How and Why, Incest, Pretention, Self Improvement, Utter Bullshit | Tags: house plants for sale, i am getting tired now, old ladies nipples, printable phd papers to make you the sexiest doctor you can imagine, what is this comic actually about? | 2 Comments »
The Avengers special!
May 14, 2012 | Categories: Adventure, Art, Conversation, Crap Jokes | Tags: which is cool is you were thinking of that lady from a sex point of view but i get the impression she'd snap it off and kick your head in. | 4 Comments »
Homosexuality: The Rules.
May 14, 2012 | Categories: Academia, Conversation, Evolution, Health, History, How and Why, Science, Self Improvement, Sexyness | Tags: hmmm. none of the dust piggies houses have light switches i am a terrible cartoonist., This is dressed up like a joke but seriously can someone let me know because i'm sure i don't wear the right clothes either | 1 Comment »
Small Business start up
May 12, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Crime, Food, Health, Work | Tags: business comics, but according to my brother mayonnaise is actually milk out of a special moth, how to poison mayonnaise lovers, i don't mean actual shit, is that true, mayonnaise, not that you'd want to because mayo is good shit, wow to make money in the food and paint industries | Leave A Comment »
Air rifles: After the laughter then come the tearz
May 11, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Adventure, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Crime, Domestic unease, Guns, How and Why, Parenting, Violence | Tags: after the laughter then come the tearz, air rifles, guns are cool, i am from suburbia and i'm packing air pistol heat, i've heard owning a gun makes you feel pretty good about yourself., not really heat more like luke warm if you get them in the face at least, shoot up the hood with an air rifle if you're suburban, wu tang | Leave A Comment »
Make sure you hit the right target.
May 9, 2012 | Categories: Academia, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Fashion, How and Why, Misanthropy, Prejudice, Sexyness | Tags: burn units, don't bomb, helping out at your local hospital, i love the film mean girls not that that is much to do with this, just because someone is pretty doesn't mean they're shallow... maybe they haven't realised yet?, nurses are bad tempered and eat biscuits like oxygen., pick your targets, sexy and caring | Leave A Comment »
What is fundamentally annoying about Banksy
May 6, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Fashion, How and Why, Politics, Pretention, Utter Bullshit | Tags: banksky comic, banksy is too art what shit is to dinner, fuck banksy, he makes the kind of "political art" that make people who think Rage against the machine are a political band and aren't doing schtick for money, i don't get why everyone things banksy is good, i refuse to put this in the art section because vaguely saying ronald mcdonald is a war criminal is not art, joseph fritzel banksy piece on grieving families conservatory, serial killers and perverts, tedious asshole, to i meant to. | Leave A Comment »
Hello? The Vatican please.
May 4, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Academia, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Crime, Horror | Tags: but the point of this joke is that this one didn't, catholic priest cartoons, catholic priest jokes, did he molest anyone in real life or did he just tell off the wrong kids, i say roll but i don't really., i was tired when was writing the text and refused to redraw it. that's how i roll, i'm not sure if this joke will land, look at julian assange, molestation accusation is one way to get revenge, priest who do have sex with kids are obviously wrong, sex crime jokes | 2 Comments »
Older Brothers: Always there to help
May 2, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Adventure, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Domestic unease, How and Why, Nefarious Plots | Tags: hermit crab in the ear, hermit crabs will fuck your ear and then eat it. older brother jokes, sand in your underwear and a fucking angry crab in your frontal cortex., trips to the beach when things get shit quickly | 1 Comment »
It seemed easier this way…
May 1, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Conversation, How and Why, Misanthropy, Self Improvement | Tags: this is basically my 7th birthday. | 1 Comment »
The reality of pet shops
April 28, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Conversation, Crime, How and Why, Misanthropy, Violence | Tags: i hate pet shops they are like prisons but the prison guards are fat fingered little dickheads, masturbating in prison must be a nightmare., pet shops fucking suck, seriously if you ever want to learn to hate kids then watch them at a zoo or pet shop, the shawshank redemption | Leave A Comment »
Tut. Prison’s are like bloody holiday camps…
April 26, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Crime, Horror, How and Why, Politics, Prejudice, Utter Bullshit | Tags: at least according to the daily mail, but last time i checked holiday brochures there was not much mention of institutionalised rape, people are fucking stupid, prison jokes, prisons are like holiday camps these days | 1 Comment »
There will be time for questions later…
April 25, 2012 | Categories: Academia, Adventure, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, How and Why, Utter Bullshit | Tags: buses, comics about shit times on buses, i glued myself to a bus once, i pissed in a cup on a bus once and when it stopped to let me off it spilled EVERYWHERE. true story, stupid questions | Leave A Comment »
Model Behaviour
April 22, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Conversation, Crime, Drugs, Fashion, Food, How and Why, Sexyness | Tags: apple diet, coke, comics about models, heroin, you don't have to do hard drugs to work here but it helps | Leave A Comment »
