Why are you wearing a Hazmat suit?
June 2, 2012 | Categories: Conversation, Crap Jokes, Domestic unease, Food, Health, How and Why | Tags: fajitas, hazmat suits, hazmat suits are technically a cheap alternative to fetish wear., in a way this isn't a joke if you get my drift, mexican food jokes | Leave A Comment »
Some jokes are funnier than others
June 1, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Adventure, Blind Stupidity, Crap Jokes, Crime, Domestic unease, Fun, Horror, How and Why, Nefarious Plots | Tags: brick in the window, computers aren't always good, cushions, more fun than facebook, sex offenders register jokes, smashy smashy, wall paper in cartoons. | 1 Comment »
Pure Evil but he’s not racist, luckily.
May 31, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Adventure, Conversation, Crap Jokes, Domestic unease, Horror, How and Why, Prejudice, Science | Tags: blinded by science but not blind, disco fever, evil twinned cats, evil twins, evil twins are a nightmare, i like canada, if you need a little tag to tell you racism is bad then you are probably a dick, racism, racism is bad obviously, spot me while i do weights, stealing, tuck your shirt in, what the fuck did you call me, wop | Leave A Comment »
Fruit sex Anonymous
May 29, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Adventure, Blind Stupidity, Crime, Domestic unease, Drugs, Food, How and Why, Self Improvement, Sexual Diseases, Sexyness, The 12 steps | Tags: 12 steps not to get your pork on with fruit, dear brenda, ever seen a man and a melon? it's sick, fruit sex, fruit sex is despicable, i dunno why i consciously wrote meat, lemons, meat, meat meat meat, oranges and apples are not sex toys., rita?, seriously fruit sex is a big issue, sexiness meats fruit and veg | 2 Comments »
The Bench mark for a quality of friendship
May 27, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, How and Why, Utter Bullshit | Tags: fire me a lunch together and lets get our freak on, friendship, lousy friends, problems with texting other people, telephone problems, texting | 3 Comments »
Anita
May 26, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Blind Stupidity, Chad, Conversation, Domestic unease, How and Why, Mr Nipples, Nefarious Plots, Prejudice | Tags: anyone want to meet up? irl, maybe stand on my groin a bit?, my middle name is anita. so | 2 Comments »
THE REVOLUTION stalls…
May 25, 2012 | Categories: Blind Stupidity, Crap Jokes, Crime, Evolution, History, How and Why, Nefarious Plots, Torture, Violence, War | Tags: cutting of heads, gullioteen, photos of headless people not hear, revolution | Leave A Comment »
Eco Friendly duck hunting
May 22, 2012 | Categories: Adventure, Blind Stupidity, Guns, How and Why, Nefarious Plots, Self Improvement, Sport, Torture, Violence | Tags: duck hunting, killing ducks might seem cool because your friends are doing it but mark my words once you've got blood on your hands you can never wash it off. RIP quacky., north america duck association, regulations for devon duck hunting | 1 Comment »
Misunderstanding around new lingo
May 21, 2012 | Categories: Conversation, Crap Jokes, Crime, Domestic unease, Fetish, How and Why, Prejudice | Tags: blue sky thinking, cottaging, dogging: a weird modern sexual practise, dogs are small well not all dog, emotional baggage, jokes about dogging, phrasing | Leave A Comment »
Considerate Vikings
May 19, 2012 | Categories: Adventure, Conversation, Crime, History, Horror, How and Why, Incest, Violence, War | Tags: ah fuck hagar the horrible was a viking right? i'm not going to get any tag hits on this being a viking comic, comics about vikings, don't lose the serious message in the funny., horned helmets, just because you're a viking doesn't mean you have to be a rapist, new school viking comics, no means no, seriously no means no, vikings | Leave A Comment »
Vocal Criticism
May 16, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Conversation, How and Why | Tags: but it's ok, jeez my voice is fine can you shut up, not that it happens to me because my voice sounds like the gods invented a recorder and blew into it everytime i speak, old ladies nipples, people who say your voice is nasal and think it isn't an insult deserve some abuse, seriously it's a bit deep, social education, you sound like a boy trapped in a well | 3 Comments »
The Imaginary world of Dr Brian Philis
May 15, 2012 | Categories: Adventure, Art, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Domestic unease, Evolution, Fashion, Fetish, Health, History, How and Why, Incest, Pretention, Self Improvement, Utter Bullshit | Tags: house plants for sale, i am getting tired now, old ladies nipples, printable phd papers to make you the sexiest doctor you can imagine, what is this comic actually about? | 2 Comments »
Homosexuality: The Rules.
May 14, 2012 | Categories: Academia, Conversation, Evolution, Health, History, How and Why, Science, Self Improvement, Sexyness | Tags: hmmm. none of the dust piggies houses have light switches i am a terrible cartoonist., This is dressed up like a joke but seriously can someone let me know because i'm sure i don't wear the right clothes either | 1 Comment »
Air rifles: After the laughter then come the tearz
May 11, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Adventure, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Crime, Domestic unease, Guns, How and Why, Parenting, Violence | Tags: after the laughter then come the tearz, air rifles, guns are cool, i am from suburbia and i'm packing air pistol heat, i've heard owning a gun makes you feel pretty good about yourself., not really heat more like luke warm if you get them in the face at least, shoot up the hood with an air rifle if you're suburban, wu tang | Leave A Comment »
WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU??
May 10, 2012 | Categories: Chad, Crime, Horror, How and Why, Mr Nipples, Science, Violence, Work | Tags: botox is from dead whales right?, dead whales, i bet whales are WAY too salty., i can't remember now, i wonder if he does. not that it matters, seth macfarlane looks like he uses botox, so i could make a joke about "well instead he could have used jordan's face" but who knows, support whales being alive and not being made into gross soup, you know because it's full of botox | Leave A Comment »
Make sure you hit the right target.
May 9, 2012 | Categories: Academia, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Fashion, How and Why, Misanthropy, Prejudice, Sexyness | Tags: burn units, don't bomb, helping out at your local hospital, i love the film mean girls not that that is much to do with this, just because someone is pretty doesn't mean they're shallow... maybe they haven't realised yet?, nurses are bad tempered and eat biscuits like oxygen., pick your targets, sexy and caring | Leave A Comment »
Beauty comes from within
May 8, 2012 | Categories: Academia, How and Why, Philosophy | Tags: anything i tag with philosophy is usually nothing to do with it., beauty, celebrity, i am not the dali lama and i guess that is a shock, i totally forgot my point, i'm not lowering myself to name any annoying shallow people, shallowness, the notion of celebrity, unless the dali lama also has a dumb webcomic about hamsters and you read this one trying to find his? | 4 Comments »
The Mysteries of the male brain
May 7, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Adventure, Blind Stupidity, Crap Jokes, Domestic unease, Fetish, How and Why, Love, Marriage | Tags: i'm the happy one. lets talk about kevin's gas., my girlfriend is the inspiration for this comic, ok serious question a second but in a gay male partnership do they just like farts because the genetics would support that idea, rectal gas, she's the angry one, why do men like wind | Leave A Comment »
What is fundamentally annoying about Banksy
May 6, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Fashion, How and Why, Politics, Pretention, Utter Bullshit | Tags: banksky comic, banksy is too art what shit is to dinner, fuck banksy, he makes the kind of "political art" that make people who think Rage against the machine are a political band and aren't doing schtick for money, i don't get why everyone things banksy is good, i refuse to put this in the art section because vaguely saying ronald mcdonald is a war criminal is not art, joseph fritzel banksy piece on grieving families conservatory, serial killers and perverts, tedious asshole, to i meant to. | Leave A Comment »
Older Brothers: Always there to help
May 2, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Adventure, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Domestic unease, How and Why, Nefarious Plots | Tags: hermit crab in the ear, hermit crabs will fuck your ear and then eat it. older brother jokes, sand in your underwear and a fucking angry crab in your frontal cortex., trips to the beach when things get shit quickly | 1 Comment »
It seemed easier this way…
May 1, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Conversation, How and Why, Misanthropy, Self Improvement | Tags: this is basically my 7th birthday. | 1 Comment »
The reality of pet shops
April 28, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Conversation, Crime, How and Why, Misanthropy, Violence | Tags: i hate pet shops they are like prisons but the prison guards are fat fingered little dickheads, masturbating in prison must be a nightmare., pet shops fucking suck, seriously if you ever want to learn to hate kids then watch them at a zoo or pet shop, the shawshank redemption | Leave A Comment »
Heeey, it’ll be fine in a few hours…
April 27, 2012 | Categories: Crime, Health, How and Why, Science, Work | Tags: biting off fingers, dental insurance problems., dentists comics, fiiiiine, i wouldn't really care i'd sew that stinky finger back on, teach the dentist not to diddle my tonsils | Leave A Comment »
Tut. Prison’s are like bloody holiday camps…
April 26, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Crime, Horror, How and Why, Politics, Prejudice, Utter Bullshit | Tags: at least according to the daily mail, but last time i checked holiday brochures there was not much mention of institutionalised rape, people are fucking stupid, prison jokes, prisons are like holiday camps these days | 1 Comment »
