The Imaginary world of Dr Brian Philis
May 15, 2012 | Categories: Adventure, Art, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Domestic unease, Evolution, Fashion, Fetish, Health, History, How and Why, Incest, Pretention, Self Improvement, Utter Bullshit | Tags: house plants for sale, i am getting tired now, old ladies nipples, printable phd papers to make you the sexiest doctor you can imagine, what is this comic actually about? | 2 Comments »
What is fundamentally annoying about Banksy
May 6, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Fashion, How and Why, Politics, Pretention, Utter Bullshit | Tags: banksky comic, banksy is too art what shit is to dinner, fuck banksy, he makes the kind of "political art" that make people who think Rage against the machine are a political band and aren't doing schtick for money, i don't get why everyone things banksy is good, i refuse to put this in the art section because vaguely saying ronald mcdonald is a war criminal is not art, joseph fritzel banksy piece on grieving families conservatory, serial killers and perverts, tedious asshole, to i meant to. | Leave A Comment »
Talkin’ bout the big stuff…
March 13, 2012 | Categories: Abuse, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Philosophy, Prejudice, Pretention | Tags: stars, why aren't stars visible in the day time | Leave A Comment »
Uncommitted live-action role-play gamers
January 29, 2012 | Categories: How and Why, Prejudice, Pretention, Sarcasm, War | Tags: larping comics, life action role play comics, skyrim comics | Leave A Comment »
Laziness masquerading as post modernism
January 21, 2012 | Categories: Academia, Art, How and Why, Pretention | Tags: po mo comics | Leave A Comment »
Strenuous Dysfunction
January 1, 2012 | Categories: Academia, Crime, Health, Horror, How and Why, Incest, Misanthropy, Necrophilia, Nefarious Plots, Pretention, Torture, Utter Bullshit, Violence | Tags: strenuous dysfunction | Leave A Comment »
Open Mic Night
November 21, 2011 | Categories: Blind Stupidity, Music, Pretention, Sexyness | Tags: bigger than jesus comics, john and yoko comics, music is overrated in the musicians mind, open mic comic, sexy ladies with mustaches | 1 Comment »
Nostalgia turns nasty
November 18, 2011 | Categories: Abuse, Blind Stupidity, How and Why, Prejudice, Pretention | Tags: derren brown comics, i saw derren brown in a shop | Leave A Comment »
Thanks god the Rolling Stones’ dad wasn’t like YOU.
October 8, 2011 | Categories: Music, Parenting, Pretention | Tags: belch orchestra, belching records, parental shame, rolling stones belching | Leave A Comment »
How to be an intellectual without doing ANY reading or boring crap
October 6, 2011 | Categories: Abuse, Academia, Art, Blind Stupidity, How and Why, Pretention | Tags: be clever without the hassel!, comics about the bell jar, how to look clever, pseudo intellectual comics | Leave A Comment »
Admitting when you’re wrong is an underestimated skill
September 13, 2011 | Categories: Academia, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, How and Why, Pretention, Self Improvement, The 12 steps | Leave A Comment »
When poetry readings crash and burn
September 9, 2011 | Categories: Abuse, Academia, Chad, Mr Nipples, Pretention | Tags: cry for help suicide bids, how to write clever poems with pan pipes, not in the good way, poetry is gay, poetry readings with tambourines, where two people of the same gender have sex | Leave A Comment »
Conceptual Art is very interestingggggggggggggggggggggg
August 5, 2011 | Categories: Art, Pretention, Utter Bullshit | Tags: all the interesting boring people, comics on conceptual art, damien hirst, pretentious shit, tracy emin | Leave A Comment »
Apparently “you know you are getting old when teenagers annoy you”…
July 21, 2011 | Categories: Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Evolution, Parenting, Prejudice, Pretention, Utter Bullshit, Violence | Tags: getting stabbed my teenagers a learners guide, help is totally not here, how to cope with teens, i down play how aroused i get when drawing, knife crimes, learn to get stabbed the smart way, maybe, middle aged adult who think they are cool are dumb, people who tell me stuff are normally stupid, sexy, spray paint on cars, teenagers, these tags are going to far, troublesome teens? HELP IS HERE | Leave A Comment »
Tour guide…
July 14, 2011 | Categories: Art, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Evolution, Fashion, History, Nefarious Plots, Pretention, Sexyness | Tags: art is stupid unless yo got a clipboard son, clipboard fetish, clipboards make you a PROPER person, jokes about art comics, tate britain comics, tate modern comics, tour guides who are actually normal people | Leave A Comment »
“A mystic in Thailand told me I have an old soul”
July 6, 2011 | Categories: Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Prejudice, Pretention, Utter Bullshit | Tags: bingo, bus fares, drawing tie dye, free bus pass, gullible people, i've got some magic beans if you want em, old persons bus card, over 55 free bus pass, pension, some people are stupid. fact, stereotypical new age comic | Leave A Comment »
Psychics are absolutely always correct it is amazing and defies science!
June 14, 2011 | Categories: Blind Stupidity, Crime, Nefarious Plots, Pretention, Sarcasm, Utter Bullshit | Tags: bullshit, cold reading, i've got some magic beans for you, mystical world of shit, psychic reading, psychics, science, the mystical | Leave A Comment »
Sigh. We are so white trash…
June 5, 2011 | Categories: Academia, Domestic unease, Parenting, Pretention | Tags: a hose can wash multiple kids at once, advice for single parents, bell jar cartoons, cake and sodomy, cartoons about books on mental illness, intellectual cartoons, mental illness books, mutiple kids, plath, read books, Sylvia plath, the bell jar cartoons, washing advice for single parents, white trash, white trash cartoons, white trash comics, white trash get down on your knees time for cake and sodomy | Leave A Comment »
‘Modern scholars only study to impress others’ – Confucius
June 2, 2011 | Categories: Academia, Blind Stupidity, History, Philosophy, Pretention | Tags: confucius, Confucius cartoons, confucius quotes, education, famous quotes, gcse philosophy, illustrated confucius quotes, people are stupid, philosophy cartoons, philosophy courses, philosophy quotes, school, university | Leave A Comment »
The Day Captain Pretentious cried in a bus shelter
June 1, 2011 | Categories: Academia, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Philosophy, Politics, Pretention | Tags: adolf hitler cartoons, adolf hitler jokes, art, art quotes, asylum, bus shelters, captain pre, cartoons about art, cartoons about conceptual art, cartoons about pretentious art, cartoons about public transport, criminals, crying, degenerate artists, famous hitler quotes, famous quotes, henry miller, henry miller quotes, hitler, hitler on art, jokes about art, pretentious art, prison, public transport jokes, quoting hitler in relation to art, significance of life | Leave A Comment »
Captain Pretentious strikes again…
May 26, 2011 | Categories: Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Pretention, Self Improvement | Tags: bagels toasted, captain pretentious, existentialism, famous quotes, holy toast, how to fix a toaster, how to toast a cow, jean paul sartre, sartre, toast, toast a bagel, toast my bagel, toaster, toaster oven | Leave A Comment »
The night Captain Pretentious failed to lose his virginity
May 25, 2011 | Categories: Blind Stupidity, Pretention, Sexyness | Tags: captain pretentious, cartoons about virginity, how not to lose your virginity, how to lose your virginity, sex, virgin, virginity | Leave A Comment »
Captain Pretentious making friends in the art world
May 23, 2011 | Categories: Abuse, Academia, Blind Stupidity, Conversation, Pretention | Tags: abstract art cartoons, art, cartoons about art, cartoons about conceptual art, how to be pretentious, pretentious art, pretentious art cartoons | Leave A Comment »
The adventures of Captain Pretentious
May 20, 2011 | Categories: Adventure, Pretention | Tags: how do you spell turgid?, pretentious, rapture 2011 comics, turgid apples | Leave A Comment »





























