Sarcasm

Post office queues Vs Mammary self entitlement.


Uncommitted live-action role-play gamers


Innuendo can be VERY confusing


A good friend will always tell you the truth


Friends who need your yogurt


Charities that just won’t quit


With anecdotes: when you can’t think clever…


Unbelievable racist stereotyping


Sarcasm is wasted on lazy people. so shut up


Being cool at work


And almost by magic in that split second you have become single


“Man your dad has got a big fuckin’ mouth”


There’s always a PLUS SIDE!


Opticians suck when you are a kid


Excuses that may have repercussions…


It’s pee and newspaper you bum.


HEY YOU! LAST WARNING ON THE DRESS CODE!


Fire at the old watson place?


Dating Tips : Always be honest, Your date will respect You for it.


Don’t take the piss out of big dads with good hearing…


How to become home-less in one sentence.


First time at Hypnotherapy


Psychics are absolutely always correct it is amazing and defies science!


I’m never having a house party again…


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