Why is everything about sex with some people?

Vanity Pets

‘Excuse me young man’ never gets you anywhere.

The War on Rugs

NIGEL : Bored MUA

Joke about teeth whitening

Lie like a PRO

Bus Drivers are boorish assholes

Be the best Goth you can be

Cocktail party conversation

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