Hello beloved readers

Old uncle mike has been a bit poorly and tired but the comic IS NOT OVER. I’ve had some conversations re: last post and people thinking it’s over. It’s not over until the fat lady sings. And your mum has a sore throat (that was a joke, an EXCELLENT joke). 

Love you. 

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On Feb 5th I have been doing dust piggies for 7 years. I just don’t feel up to it anymore. So there will probably be comics again but soon a move to un coloured comics, then maybe I will just glue myself to the side of a bus. Below is a painting of me eating a sandwich with a dog.

Thanks for reading. 

Composting tips for the stupid environment 

Homework 

Happy new year you pointless bag of meat. 

Women’s bathrooms under a black light

Flashing your stupid neighbour

Alchemy for idiots

Reluctant handjobs

Loud Mechanics