Happy Fucksgiving 

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  1. Actually, you’re quite accurate so far, but you forgot to include: 1. Gin, olives, vermouth 2. Rum cake for people who gag on baked pumpkin 3. Scotch 4. Macy’s Day Parade from NY which no one watches because it’s bloody boring, but it still drones on in the background. 5. A football game from wherever which no one watches because it’s bloody boring, but it still drones on in the background. 7. Brussels sprouts which no one eats because they also cause gagging. 8. Whiskey. 9. Gelatin salad with cream cheese, diced celery, and canned fruit. The children love this. 10. Turkey. None of us like turkey, but we force ourselves to eat a bit in homage to the season. (the pilgrims probably did not actually eat turkey in November. . .as so many folks died the first year I doubt they had turkey any month. . .which illustrates that perhaps the native dwellers were not as helpful as depicted . . .but who would blame them? Not I.)

    Enjoy your turkeyless Thursday!!!

    xo, sharon

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